21 Ways To Tell You’re Dominican

1. Your favorite breakfast is “Los Tres Golpes”

 

It’s Mangu with Salami, Eggs, and Fried Cheese.

2. During plane landings you’ll be the one enthusiastically clapping.

 

3. The saddest day in life was when Aventura broke up.

 

 I dont think any of us have gotten over this.

4. Theres no such thing as leaving food on the plate, everything must be eaten.

  

Only God can help you if you leave anything on that plate!

5. You’ve got more Pepito stories then you can count.

 

6. Your childhood was not complete without a Chancleta.

 

7. Or a belt.

 

8. Or anything else with-in reach for that matter.

 

9. When Vaporuu is the cure for everything.

 

You name it congestion chest, stuffy nose, acne, pain, this list goes on and on.

10. You know that Soncocho was brought down from heaven by God himself.

 

 There is not a single think better then this magical elixir.

11. You damn well know there is no beer like a Presidente beer!

 

 I’ve personally got three in my fridge right now, straight from the DR.

12. You have no shame going out in a Tubi.

 

 Girl, do what you gotta do to keep that hair intact.

13. When Dominican adults say Madonna, you’re very much aware they are not talking about the singer.

 

14. What was your favorite gum as a kid, be honest?

 

15. When Caso Cerrado is life.

 

16. When every cat that crosses your path just so happens to be called MISU.

 

17. When Pastellitos are the only Dominican food your Non-Dominican friends know.

 

18. And Tostones.

 

19. When you have deep connections with your Cab driver in the 5mins he’s taking you to your location.

 

20. Not being able to resist una bachatica.

 

21. And lastly, Knowing where to find the Dominican Community in what ever city your in.

 

Long Live Dominicans, Hoy se bebe!